COFFEE. SEX. DEATH.

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mutilatedmemories:

Meg Turney- “True Bisexuals” And Other Disrespectful Phrases: A Rant
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vedderofficial:

bass intros are the best things in life

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no:

@god say something I’m giving up on you

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burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

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boypansies:

i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

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Hey, can I get some gangster!cas? In honor of the new episode.

supernyatural:

spookicles:

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I would like to congratulate myself for turning such a simple request into one long and really dumb comic thing.

Disclaimer: I know nothing about the gangster/pimp life.

OH NO

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

itsajensenthing:

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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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doktormueller:

mychemicallink:

yasmastah:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

in 7th grade i was mistaken for being a college girl and a guy was flirting with me until i mentioned i was 12

Everyone thinks I’m either my mom’s younger sister, older sister, or her mom. I’m 17.

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