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7:07am September 2, 2014

i-put-you-high-up-in-the-sky:

There are kind Slytherins.image

There are brave Hufflepuffs.image

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
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There are twisted Gryffindors.
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Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

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7:06am September 2, 2014

theladymonsters:

i’m waiting for someone to write epic meta on why the reason bucky is so popular with female fans is bc his storyline being about being stripped of agency and personal autonomy resonates particularly with female experiences

7:05am September 2, 2014

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

1:51am September 2, 2014

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

12:09am September 2, 2014
12:08am September 2, 2014

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

12:02am September 2, 2014

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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12:01am September 2, 2014

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

12:01am September 2, 2014

People who make the same face in every picture

satanic-cactus:

parkingstrange:

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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Nash Grier:

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IM SCREAMING

12:00am September 2, 2014
fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

construct-mountains:

deycallmetrey:

Literally speechless

notice his finger is NOT on the trigger, he is posing for a picture, and using proper trigger safety.

I love this post.It shows something awesome, someone plays assumption, other person slaps the assumption down and says “NO! NO! Bad assumption! Naughty naughty!”

fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

construct-mountains:

deycallmetrey:

Literally speechless

notice his finger is NOT on the trigger, he is posing for a picture, and using proper trigger safety.

I love this post.
It shows something awesome, someone plays assumption, other person slaps the assumption down and says “NO! NO! Bad assumption! Naughty naughty!”

11:58pm September 1, 2014

meladoodle:

"jokes are just jokes! get back in the kitchen you fat bitch before i rape you! just kidding! haha see everything is alright now! im not sexist! take a joke!"

11:56pm September 1, 2014
  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
11:53pm September 1, 2014
cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

11:49pm September 1, 2014

zackarybuttcrackary:

coloradoanatelophobic:

meetaclassybitch:

The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.

The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves. 

I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me… 

Being a twin this completely wrecked my heart.

I don’t know what I’d do if I lost my twin sister

11:49pm September 1, 2014

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.