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6:43pm August 27, 2014

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

6:42pm August 27, 2014

joanashino:

Not Your Fantasy © Shino

Being fetishized is not cool. Saying “I always had a thing for girls that *look* like you” is not cool. Stop. Ew. Get away from me.

6:42pm August 27, 2014

casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

6:40pm August 27, 2014

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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6:39pm August 27, 2014

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

6:39pm August 27, 2014
666teenwitch666:

♡ my soundcloud ♡

666teenwitch666:

♡ my soundcloud ♡

6:37pm August 27, 2014
detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

6:36pm August 27, 2014
swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

6:06pm August 27, 2014

TO THOSE WHO ARE STARTING SCHOOL TOMORROW OR HAVE ALREADY STARTED SCHOOL

princessspendragon:

potterjacksontribute:

GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IMPORTANT, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT. I LOVE YOU

AND EVEN IF YOU DON’T DO GREAT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE STILL GREAT

5:27pm August 27, 2014

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

5:26pm August 27, 2014

slenderlock:

no you know what would have been worse than “sherlock is a girl’s name”? if sherlock had actually said “I love you” and john had said “I love you, too”, and it cut to sherlock’s face looking so hopeful and then john continued “of course I love you, you’re my best friend” and then they shook hands and the moment sherlock got on the plane his face just crumpled and he started to sob

5:26pm August 27, 2014

gudda:

its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain

5:26pm August 27, 2014

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

5:23pm August 27, 2014
3:10pm August 27, 2014
fiesfettfaulfilosofisch:

sharkbyonly:

Thank you WHSmith for that outstanding saving!

this is just so funny in the most different ways XD

fiesfettfaulfilosofisch:

sharkbyonly:

Thank you WHSmith for that outstanding saving!

this is just so funny in the most different ways XD